i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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