We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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