You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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