I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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