Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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