bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it because I queefed?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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