kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Even my vagina gasped.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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