You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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