I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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