It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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