The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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