Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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