Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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