So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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