It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
