This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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