How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's not a walk of shame if you run
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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