That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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