question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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