Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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