New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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