About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You are a genius and a whore.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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