Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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