Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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