I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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