just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
