No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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