Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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