Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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