He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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