I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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