I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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