the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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