Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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