i already hear my dad disowning me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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