yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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