His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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