nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
