All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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