Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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