Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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