We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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