So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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