Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We're too hungover to prance.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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