So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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