Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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