I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
