Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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