problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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