you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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